Your ask box wouldn’t let me include a link
Somebody referred to Justin Bieber at the VMAs as a ‘lesbian librarian’.
Is this actually a picture of you??

Thanks, friend. You’ve gone and exposed my secret second life.
at least I’ll get the day off work, I guess.
This is the most beautiful thing that I will ever see.
(Source: itsvondell)
(via thelifeguardlibrarian)
(Source: artofgaming)
: "Can I have a look at your laptop"
On the outside:

“My laptop? Yes of course I’ll just go and get it! hahaha it’s totally fine nothing to see hehaha”
On the inside:

“ABORT ABORT LOG OFF TUMBLR LOG OFF TWITTER DELETE HISTORY OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT NC-17 FIC JUST SITTING OPEN IN A TAG WHAT THE FUCK SELF STOP LIVING DANGEROUSLY, CCLEANER OUT YOU COME DELETE ALL THOSE FILES GO GO GO OK OPEN GOOGLE OPEN BBC NEWS OPEN FUCKING GAMES.COM OR SOMETHING OK THIS LOOKS NICE AND INNOCENT HERE YOU GO MOTHER”
While she uses the laptop:

“I’ve fucking forgotten something I know it any minute now she’s gonna click on a fic or something oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”
Their faces!
(via castleoflions)
ILU, Reddit.
